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VAGINA JOKES

Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When...
SITI YA DEREVA

Wakati watu wanagombania kupanda kwenye basi la kwenda Mbagala kama kawaida yao, bibi mmoja alipanda bila shida akapata siti na kukaa....
IPO UKURASA WA NGAPI??

Jamaa moja alitaka kuoa mwanamke mwembamba sana, wakati wa harusi mama mkwe akamjaza magazeti bibi harusi ili aonekane amenona,
WAMEKOSEA JINA LANGU

Jamaa mwoga alikuwa anapita makaburini usiku akamwona mtu anachonga maandishi kwenye jiwe la kaburi akajisikia faraja kuwa hayuko peke...
KWETU ZIPO TELE

Boti ilikua ikienda Zanzibar ndani yake kulikuwa na watu tofauti pamoja na mizigo yao, baada ya mwendo mrefu, Boti ikaanza kuzidiwa na ...
MWIZI MAKABURINI

Polisi walimfukuza Mwizi aliyetoroka jela usiku, Mwizi alikimbilia makaburini na kuvua nguo zote na kubakia mtupu akakaa juu ya kaburi m...
DYING OF THIRST

Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock...