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Thursday, June 20, 2013

NIPO KAMILI

Kijana alikutwa na BIBLE na Kondomu
mfukoni akaulizwa mbona unatembea navyo?Akajibu "Shetani na kuma hawaaminiki wanaweza kutokea wakati wo wote"! Akitokea shetani nina BIBLE. Ikitokea kuma nina KONDOM.Nipo kamili mwanangu.

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